Showing posts with label Democratic National Convention. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Democratic National Convention. Show all posts

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Just Let Me In The Damn Door

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MA Democrats: No Entry to Convention Without Photo ID

Where the hell is my helmet? It might be time for a tank ride again. Somebody just ran down the hall screaming " The 1/32  Indians are coming, the 1/32 Indians are coming.". And, I could have sworn I heard a lady singing O-K-L-A-H-O-M-A! Oklahoma, OK!

What is going on in Massachusetts?  Remember the signal, one if by merit and two if by claiming to be something you cannot prove.

And there they go suppressing the damn vote again. Call the DOJ! Eric, where are you when we need you man.

Yep, those rascally Republicans Democrats are at it again. Damn racists are requiring a photo ID to enter the Massachusetts Democratic Convention. Safety first, we don't want any illegal delegates voting at the Massachusetts Democratic Convention. 

The only place in this country you don't need a photo ID to enter is a voting booth.





Monday, May 21, 2012

There Must Be Pictures, Or A Body, Or Worst

Nothing short of someone threatening to expose incriminating pictures could explain a walk-back as embarrassing as the one made by Newark Mayor Cory Booker after his earlier appearance on Meet the Press. Almost nothing.

Remember this exception described by the spicy former Governor of Louisiana Edwin Edwards, regarding the magnitude of scandal it would have taken to force him from office. Gov Edwards jokingly suggested it could have happened if he had been caught in bed with a live boy or a dead woman. No such evidence has yet been discovered. But, he is out of the federal penitentiary now, so there is that chance.

As seen in the clip below, this was a completely forced mea culpa that Mr. Booker made after someone read him the riot act and clipped his wings.  Watch and enjoy! If you feel the need, cover your eyes and just listen. I almost feel sorry for him.








Sunday, May 13, 2012

Surviving the Vapors

Fainting
Oh my, the vapors!
News from The Associated Press


It can't be. The international swooning over President Obama is fading.  The bloom is off the rose garden.


But, alas. The French have freshly elected a self-admitted socialist to take over center stage.


And what a socialist Mr. Hollande turns out to be. It was divulged after the election that he is a very rich Socialist who happens to own three summer homes in Cannes on the Riviera. What a socialist. The best kind.  A very rich, true 1%er kind.


Maybe another spell will be cast upon the masses in the shadows of the freshly carved styrofoam Roman columns at the Bank of America Stadium Convention; sorry, the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte.


If the Dems loose this election, they could still win a couple of Oscars.